Something that comes up a lot these days is the saying "long hair don't care." But apparently it's not just a saying, it's a doctrine. A freaking way of life. But does that mean that if you have short hair, that you do care? If so, Bald people need to calm down.
Come to think of it, it's all starting to make sense. There were always those kids in class who you were saddled with for a group project, or you had to go against them in a debate and they just gave one too many shits. They always seemed to have that creepy slicked back hair and a weird sweater vest and got stuck with a name like Irving.
And there were the ones in the class who, ya know, cared a little less.
Always the flow-bros. Always.
So in short Lil Wayne, I would like to say thank you for gracing me with the knowledge to decipher who cares and who doesn't. It's people like you that really know a lot about the world, making correlations like these. Thank you Mr. Wayne. Much appreciated.
Sincerely,
That Ginger
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